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Anonymous Drop # 1

bombed out in Juneau, Alaska, United States

Ingredients: “Yesterday I had bullerproof coffee and ate tempeh stir fry for lunch, dumplings, mushroom miso soup, brownie & blueberries for dinner. Had half a can of Olipop soda”

Chart Application: This sample appears to be predominately sausage shaped with cracks indicating a normal healthy poop.

Comments: I wonder what it means to be so buoyant? It appears by the TeePee to have been a pretty clean swipe. Great poop overall. Thank you!

Anonymous Drop #2

This drop has been the fruit of some hard work of the participant over the past several days. Dropper # 2 had off the chart diarrhea and has over the past number of days has been focusing on eating highly nutritious foods including some probiotic foods like yogurt every day. Anonymous dropper #2 is very proud to present this submission.

Anonymous Drop # 3

Anonymous Drop # 4

Freshly dropped from users diaper…lol…whatever that means. Nevertheless this dropper has launched a rocket and is extremely proud to call this, just plainly, a nice big dump.